About a month and a half ago, Disney bought Marvel. This caused an enormous amount of shock and rage amongst geeks and nerds, and since then there have been fatwas and vendettas and crusades being launched at Disney for abandoning old Walt's original mission in the favour of making as much money as humanly possible. However, my love for Disney was crushed much earlier on, which is a little bit more sad for me, because it was Disney that inspired me to take a career in animation, so basically I owe Disney for the fact that my artistic career began because of them. It is like, you aspire to become a rock-star due to being inspired by your most beloved band, and when you yourself become a rockstar, only then to find out that they lip-synch. It really hurts my heart and soul, deep down... I'm emo.

In the 80's and 90's, Disney was expanding into the television market with a whole range of traditionally animated cartoons. Some of these I hold in very high esteem, the Gummi-Bears (their followers ultimately becoming followers of Tolkien, like yours truly), Goof Troop, Quack Pack, Darkwing Duck, Ducktales, Tailspin and I also hate to say it, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers (I hated that show). Almost all of the shows starred Jim Cummings who has an awesome voice.

Don't get me wrong, Disney has some good television shows which I enjoy as well in the 2000's (or 00's if you have a problem with '2000's' such as the Replacements (I actually loled), Phineas and Ferb (a unique style and I actually loled) the Emperor's New School (Patrick Warburton actually made me lol) and to a certain extent Fairy Odd Parents (Cosmo and Timmy's parents are comic gold but I just want to strangle Timmy himself).

In my Shego picture that I put up, I said that I hated Kim Possible, but I didn't give full reasoning. So I thought it would be nice to voice my opinion on why I hate the show. Just remember people, this is just an opinion, however since I've written a full journal on it, I honestly believe that my opinion is better than yours...

Nahnah-nah-NAH! Did I mention I am completely out of my mind?

Okay, KP does have a wonderful artistic style that this curvaceous and fluid, like their take on Hercules. Its like the entire world of KP was constructed using vectors. Another thing I enjoyed was the villains who were interesting and fleshed out characters, from Senior and Junior who took swipes at every single Bond villain that ever existed as well as Shego, second favourite bitch. First being Sarah Kerrigan.

But the protagonists I absolutely despised. Kim Possible being the worst. Why? She is a complete Mary Sue! She is a perfect girl, living a perfect life who just struggles with High School life and yet every episode saves the world with nothing more than a grappling hook and her sense of style...

FUCK!

And that is it, there is no more character than that. 'She is just your average American girl'. If that were the case, she should be pregnant and would have already had several abortions because as we all know, teens suffer under the delusion that sex is everything. Okay, sex IS everything, but it is all worthless if there is no beer involved. Lets face it, it is more fun if you have a cold one. Her design also bugs me, she looks like she has tied an Atlas Moth to her face in order to be more expressive, her normal pose while standing suggests she maybe a she-male and her boobs look like they can cut through metal. Yes, the bra-less fashion in the 60's died for a reason, sweetheart.

Also her side-kick, Ron Stoppable is annoying. He doesn't do anything except needing to be rescued. If the guy is such a clutz, why bring him? Isn't he going to compromise the mission? I really shouldn't get into too much detail or try to find scientific-reasoning or rationality in a Disney flick. That is stupid.

Even their animal mascot is disgusting. Its a fucking naked mole-rat! Its like having a dick as a petOH! Now our true colours are revealed! I don't know if you know this, but Disney has this amazing penchant for adding dick-jokes and phallic-symbols without you noticing. A naked mole-rat is basically a penis with legs sooo... I won't go there any more.

The morals and themes of Kim Possible are also questionable. Fashion, Style, Scene, basically all that. I have this feeling that if Kim Possible had to have the pressures of a personality, she would realise that the whole saving the world gig was really just as trend rather than something to do in order to hold-up your value-system and future of Mankind as we know it.

You know, saving the world, its just for kicks. It is even funnier blowing it up, I suggest you try that one day, KP.

Now finally, the live-action shows of Disney. I have never really watched any of them, because, lets face it, they are all bullshit, and I never really been interested in sitcoms save How I Met Your Mother. I will just say that Miley Cyrus is a bitch, and I hope she dies from a pill overdose. I really couldn't care less about the blonde, the rich and amazingly spoilt.

Final thought...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH DEVIANTART'S "FAT FAD" It is disgusting, not cute or funny. God Dammit!

With Toxic Love
Ozu "Tourettes" Kenji